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Hello, I get a lot of E-mails, so I decided to answer some of them here:
1) Are HHH and Chyna still going out?
Well, I cannot say for sure, I have heard they did indeed break up, but they have kept their private life private, so I can not say if they have split or not.
2) IYO, who is the best wrestler today?
I'd definitely say, (and I'm sure some other members of this website'll agree) Kurt Angle. He is awesome. By far he possesses the best mic skills in the business, and is a very skilled wrestler. On a side note, my counterpart Mr Tito so adeptly predicted that Kurt Angle will never make WWF television. Good Call asshole.
3) Why do you bash Tito?
Because, as I've said before, he is an absolute idiot. He is a "walking hypocrite." He makes no sense. And pretty much all of us at olympicslam.com hate him with a vengeance.
4) Is that convo you had w/ Tito reel?
Wow, are you like 4? "Reel?" You must be a tito-ite. And yes it was real.
5) I heard you are one hot sexy man.
Why, yes I am female readers. I must say I am very sexy. We at Olympicslam not only have the best wrestling writers, we have the best looking. Not ugly as homemade sin like Tito looks like.
6) Do you think Tito is a WCW mark?
Yes he has to be, I mean EVERY column mentions WCW and how they are awesome, and how good times are ahead. What a blithering fool.
7) What does O. Titrm stand for? I mean I don't understand why you make fun of my Hero Mr Tito, and how did you come up with the Noskcaj 5? is that a rippoff of tito's Jackson 5?
Wow, I can tell you did not pass English this year buck-a-roo. And what kind of question is what does O. Titrm stand for? It's my frickin name! I also came up with the Noskcaj, as I decided I wanted a list that from the title seemingly has nothing to do with wrestling. So I took a famous Otis' last name, Otis Naskcoj.
8) Why do you read Tito's colum if you hate it so much?
I don't read colum's buddy, I read columns. And I need to get my material somewhere, how would I know what to make fun of if I didn't read his column?
9) I read somewhere that you are in fact another member of Olympic slam? Is that true?
Did I answer this question last time? And besides this is the same person asking the question! Some people never learn.
10) STOP BASHING TITO DAMMIT!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! EVERYTIME I AM ONLINE I WILL IM YOU AND THREATEN YOU.
Oooh! I'm scared. Well, I doubt you will hunt me down, as you are Mr Tito himself and I am pretty sure you have the IQ of a zuchinni. Oh Tito, you suck too.
O Titrm
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