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Salutations Readers.
All my fans may have noticed I've not had an Otitrm Column in a week, but that was because of the site upgrades. Well, I would like to mock that ***hole Tito, but that good looking guy beat me to it. Ah well, I think I can still do some mocking.
Anyway, you may be asking yourselves, what did I miss in the PDC? Well, just more of this, "WCW is better than WWF."
I had a conversation with the idiot himself a few days ago. I am sitting at my computer when all of a sudden Tito IM's me out of the blue:
Mr Tito: Hey are you the asshole who impersonates me?
Me: Well, if you are that prick Mr Tito who writes the PDC, then yes I am.
Mr Tito: Well, I see I must have scared you off then because you haven't written your piece of garbage in a week then, oh yeah WCW rules.
Me: Yes in your puny mind WCW probably does rule. And no I am not scared of sissy's like you. The site has been down recently for site uploads or something like that.
Mr Tito: Yeah but you haven't written one when the site went up you dummy.
Me: Wow, nice usage of grade school vocabulary. And I do have a life, unlike you.
Mr Tito: I have a life
Me- really
Mr Tito: I do!!
Me: Yeah sure. So tell me again why in your "mind" the WCW is better than WWF< I need a chuckle right now.
Mr Tito:-What do you mean a chuckle, my opinion is the only opinion! I am a god to millions who read LoP!!
Me: Okay, I bet
Mr Tito: Well WCW is better because they are not stale like the WWF, I mean I can predict everything that will happen in the WWF- interview to set up a match, same people fighting over and over. WCW doesn't have the same matches over and over like the WCW.
Me: don't you mean WWF in the last line?
Mr Tito: Shut up, mr "i'm so perfect"
Me: Why actually i'm omnipotent.
Mr Tito: ???
Me: Look it up, anyhow, I can always predict WCW on any given day. Here it is, the same formula for Nitro and Thunder and the shit they call PPV's: WCW starts- they proceed to put on a completely lousy show for 2-3 hours. Show ends.
Mr Tito: You lie!
Me: How many times have Booker T and JJ fought tough guy.
Mr Tito: a few and it's interesting all the time.
Me: I have to got now, you are making me sick. I have a suggestion to you, pull that cranium out of that anal aperture of yours so you can see the light, WWF KICKS WCW'S A** ALL THE TIME. STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR WCW AND STOP BEING A WCW MARK.
With that I left that peon. Well, that took up enough space so I am out of here guys. Remember, plague Tito's mailbox with letters saying you hate him.
O Titrm
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