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Hello folks, my column was absent yesterday because it was WCW day to someone (though really, everyday is WCW day to him). Well, I read his column today and it was horrid. I mean, this guy doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Today allegedly is WWF day, yet he still somehow mentions WCW in his column. Okay, on to the mockery.
First he has to put down X-pac and Road Dogg and the interview being the same thing for two weeks and something about being sooo far ahead. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! HE MAKES NO SENSE!!
Then he talks about Saturn losing to a hardcore champ and that if that was WCW, Perry would've won. Well jackass, I hate to tell you this, but THIS IS WWF. You see, the WWF actually recognizes talent when they have it, and recognizes a good angle when they have one, so they let Blackman keep the hardcore belt. Then inexplicably, a few paragraohs down he says how Blackman is one of his top 5 WWF wrestlers this week. Well, you say he should've lost to the Euro champ, but praise him for being the best hardcore champ in a while. Tito, you make no sense.
Then he criticizes the WWF for slowly developing the HHH/Angle angle. Tito, unlike the WCW, the WWF DEVELOPS angles b/c if they didn't and rushed the angle it would suck, wreak, and be just plain bad (like what you see in WCW really.) Maybe you are just retarded and can't think on such a broad level like that Tito. Then you say it's been torture. Well, I enjoyed and I know many others who did. I think you just don't understand, really.
On the Republican Issue, you actually make sense, which I think is a first.
Now my top five wrestlers of the week for WWF... I call this something that has nothing to do with wrestling, hmmm, I think I'll call it the 5 noskcaJ :
1) Rock- I smell what he's cooking. C'mon- Republican National Convention- He gave everyone a positive impression of the WWF. Nuff Said
2) Kurt Angle- How awesome is this guy?- especially the ending of Smackdown-classic
3) HHH- Fights through injuries, and he ended up on top of Trish at Raw
4) Lita- She is Hot
5) Edge/ Christian- They are still Tag team champs- managed to beat up the Hardys too. And THE BEST FIVE SECOND POSE EVER.
O Titrm
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