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Hello humanoids. I am Otis Titrm, and I like to belittle one person in particular. You may know him from a prestigious website. He is the man known as Mr. Piece-O-sh** writer and everyday he writes a Peice-O-sh** column. Now, I will talk about what this plebeian writes and almost everyday you'll find me mocking that worthless monkey's anus. Today is what I call Monday Night Hype Day. Translation: I'll hype up the WCW show and put down the WWF. Wait a minute, that's what he does. I forgot he hates the WWF and its "staleness." Yet, when they try something new, he complains, and when they do something old he complains. He is an ignorant fool in my opinion. Now he writes today hyping how WCW Nitro will be awesome. I doubt that. They haven't put on a good show since the NwO days. Now he says WCW kicks butt and he claims that the show he was at(which didn't even sell out), ruled. I'm sorry but when you are desperate enough to give away free tickets for a show, it must mean that your show absolutely sucks!
Now to his WWF comments.. He is saying that in WCW country, Atlanta, the WWF has trouble selling out a 25,000 seat arena. Oh dear god. Considering 25,000 is a lot of people, and that WCW routinely doesn't sell out 10,000 seat venues, this comment sounds weird. He never mentions a non-WCW sellout, but mentions how the WWF can barely sell out a 25,000 seat arena in WCW's own territory! Well, in WCW territory the WCW can't sell out and I will bet on Vince McMahon's giant grapefruits that WWF sells more tickets there than the WCW. Then he says more of WWF's staleness. Yes, I have an idea. Let's book a Thrasher vs Essa Rios main event for Raw! That's not stale! And it won't sell. Oh, how about Jeff Jarrett vs Booker T! Wait that's stale in the WCW isn't it? ....yet how many times has this guy mentioned anything about the WCW being stale? He hasn't; isn't that odd? I find that interesting. No, he is a "wrestling fan" and doesn't show any impartiality to the WWF or WCW. Can we say hypocrite?
When he writes tomorrow about, "oh ANOTHER Rock vs HHH match, how stale," then commends WCW for another great Booker T/JJ match, see for yourself how he is a hypocrite. He will say that too. You will read and see right through the way he sweats the WCW. Is this the only place that sees that that doofus is an ersatz? I think so. So read his column then come here to see how bad it is as we mock him endlessly until he learns.
O Titrm
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