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Hello,
This is a new column which I will write occasionally, one where I can mellow out and just speak my mind.
Well, I am very dissapointed with another "respectable" writer from a prestigious site, and I think you may know who I am talking about. I like to torture myself by reading the piece of sh*t he calls a column. He always makes grammatical mistakes (even though he claims he is in college) and all of his opinions absolutely suck. I think he makes those opinions because he knows it will rile up his "fans" and he wants them to write to him just so he can get e-mails. You see, he has A.D.D., he desperately craves attention.
To continue, I was reading that piece of feces column and I realized that occasionally he likes to write a column to blow off steam by just putting a "bad" in place of mister. Real clever ass***k. Anyway, I was reading the "bad" counterpart and realized it was EXACTLY the same as the "bad" one the week before. So not only can this guy not speak English, he writes the same thing week after week. Another example of the stupidity of this guy. He talks about those sites that use sex to sell them and get hits. Excuse me if I'm wrong dipsh*t, BUT DOESN'T EVERY F**KING THING USE SEX TO SELL THEIR PRODUCT!!!!! Look at what you write about everyday WRESTLING! Gee, I wonder how they became so goddamn popular the last 3 years. Gee let me guess, BREASTS, PRETTY WOMEN , AND SEX!! You are truly an idiot. So what if their claims are bogus, WHAT ABOUT COMMERCIALS SHOWING A GUY USING THEIR PRODUCT HANGING OUT WITH A HOT GIRL!! PEOPLE BUY IT BECAUSE OF THE HOT CHICK, JUST LIKE HOW SITES ARE GETTING HITS!!!! Or have you just been shut out from society, you paraiah. You've probably been ostracized because no one likes you and you've been under a rock and not watched TV except for wrestling. I'm sure that's it.
Anyway, as for your "bad" column, it was truly bad. It was poorly written and was an almost exact replica of your old piece of sh**. If there's anything worse than sh**, it's more sh** , and quite frankly that's what you've been giving to us. For a grade, I'd say it's a 55/100, b/c that's the lowest grade I can give.
O Titrm
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