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Hello there everyone.
Now I've been getting a load of Questions these last few days, and I thought I'd take the time to answer them.
1)Why Mr. O Titrm are you mocking a daily columnist on a prestigious site?
Well my friend, I just wanted to say, learn how to use commas. Now to the answer... I mock this "person" because he is a know-nothing, waste of time, piece of monkey feces. He "speaks his mind" and obviously makes no sense, making me wonder if he has a brain. He talks about how the WWF doesn't ride off the momentum of a PPV by having the angles continue, then bitches when he sees the same people fight. Well, they are carrying off the momentum of a PPV by continuing angles, so this leads me to believe that this person is either a hypocrite or incredibly stupid. That is why I mock him.
2)Hey you are a sh*thead O titrm, you cant get away with mocking a great colimnist like my hero on another site!
Well, this is not a question but more to show you how stupid that other guy's fans are. This other guy's stupidity must rub off on his adoring fans, as they too have problems with spelling and grammar. It is a shame, really.
3)Hey Otis, what's your real name?
Well, my name is Otis Titrm.
4) Are for real?
Well, I didn't understand the question, you must've left out a "you". But yes I am for real.
5)I heard a rumor that you are actually Steve of Steve's Rant fame.
Well fool, if I was, I wouldn't have a column like this. I'd have Steve's Rant or Steve vs Tito. You must be a Tito fan for asking that dumb question.
6) It seems like you're site is dedicated to bashing me favarite columnist.
LEARN ENGLISH PEON! But no, our site is not dedicated to bashing that person, if it was, there wouldn't be the Mandible Column, the Olympian Corner, or Jimmy's Mock Bookings, etc.
7)You are cool
Yes I know.
8)I heard a rumor that you will begin holding up Tito Sucks signs at some WWF wrestling events soon; is that true?
Very good question, and yes some of us plan on holding up Tito sucks signs at the following events: Raw is War 8/7 at MSG and No Mercy PPV in Albany. Look for them!
Well, that'll end my column. I hope you got to see what I think of that other guy, and the questions from his fans show just how stupid his fans and he himself really are.
O Titrm
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